Wow, has this year been rolling along quickly! It’s been rolling along so quickly, in fact, that it’s already March. And do you know what that means? It means that everyone’s favorite green-based holiday is upon us! No. No not that one, that’s next month. We’re talking about St. Patrick’s Day.
“Never fear, with Herbal Nation Bothell’s wide variety of flower, concentrates, pre-rolls and edibles, you’ll have plenty options to get your green on. Our knowledgeable staff will help you find the perfect pot o’ gold for St. Patrick’s Day.”
Let’s face it, there comes a point in your life when heading out to a bar on St. Patrick’s Day becomes a nightmare. Seriously, you’re surrounded by people who only go out and drink three times a year, dives charge $15 covers, and barely palatable green beer costs $8 a pop. So it’s understandable if the thought of going out and painting the town has you turning green with rage.
But never fear, as the friendly folks at Herbal Nation Bothell know the feeling all too well. That’s why we suggest skipping the public celebrations, and heading over to Bothell’s favorite purveyor of legal and recreational marijuana. With our wide variety of flower, concentrates, pre-rolls and edibles, you’ll have plenty options to get your green on. Our knowledgeable staff will help you find the right pot o’ gold for the perfect St. Patrick’s Day treat.
Perhaps you’re looking to get some mad munchies before you wolf down the traditional St. Patrick’s Day meal of corned beef and cabbage? As the simmering pot of salty beef slowly steams the day away in your slow cooker, sit back and relax with an appetizer of Dutch Treat from Green Acres, with 26-29% THC at just $12 a gram. Or perhaps you want to test the luck o’ the Irish — heaven help you — and join the crowds. Then make sure to stash a pre-rolled Chemdawg 91 G-Cone in your pocket. This 41.7% TCH hash-infused hybrid will make certain your entire evening is deeply, deeply chill.
Whatever you wind up doing for St. Patrick’s Day, you may wake up with a touch of the old Irish illness. In that case, one pull of Pitbull will alleviate what ails you. Trust us on this one.
So stop by Herbal Nation Bothell to gear up for however you wish to spend your St. Patrick’s Day. Just remember to stay safe, and stay stoned.
